…aus aktuellem Anlass, weil ich in letzter Zeit im Geschäft soviel “gutes “Englisch höre, hab ich in alten Briefen gewühlt und habe ein paar köstliche Englische Texte wiedergefunden, inhaltlich vielleicht nicht mehr ganz aktuell, aber zum totlachen und ich frage Euch, what shall we therefrom hold?:-)
The Queesn has the faxes thick
one of the highest interesting questions of mankind is opensightliy, who with whom in the bed goes. Freely are in this togehterhang mostest not Otto Normal User and Little Luise Miller asked, but the finer circles- sotosay the high society. And there lies already the hare in the pepper. Here in Germany have we namely overhead no high society of format. What our chancellors, presidents and ministers so drive, is mostly stink-normal and that-half highest long-whiling. we have no kings and queens, and the blue-blodded of our sciety hold themselves very,very toback.
With you in England is this all quite others. Think only of your majesties and royal highnesses, all the princes and princesses. What for a potential, what for a fundus of peppered scandals and stories under the girdle-line! And what for a paradise for journalists! the photographers must no long wait, until they a dirty snapshort on the film ban. newerthing’s comes the TV shorterhand direct into the palace. Before running cameras tells us His or Her Royal Highness fresh from the liver, what side-jumps he or she so made has.
And this goes after the matter: Is the stone first into roling come, gives it no holding more. When the Prince Charles all world over his love-handles with this Camilla informed had, wanted the Princess Diana on no fall toback-stand. Lastendly had she not minder juicy love-adventures in petto. Prompt sat she also before the cameras and gave her affair with this unsayable riding-teacher James to.
This had the world still not seen, but in was wide distanced from a handfast sensation. I was richly sour – not to say: to deepest frustated. What the Charles and Di namely there to best gave, whistled already the all sparrows from the roof. A pair more details please! I mean, that His and Her Royal Highness the possibilities of the TV longest not out-created have. The next time, when the cameras in the palace are, should also the Camillas and James’s with from the party be and on best direct in the sleep-room. Therewith we all hair-little with-become.
But I think, there stands the Queen before. Her Majesty has namely the faxes thick. After this dirty wash in all public spoke she a might-word: Charles and Di should in future total on distance go and the parting inreach. And what then? The Camilla as Queen? Shine-bar will she in outland much good for her land do. But what has she a life long in der world-history to seek? Questions over questions – and the sun brings it not on the day.
your true Gisela